Toenails
From Chiki
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| Personal Text | {{{personal}}} |
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| Real Name | Gerard McCaul |
| Also called | Toenails, Toes, Toey, etc |
| Rank | White Shirt--Reinstated after a vote. |
| Date Joined | 19 Sept, 2004, 3:34pm (first account) |
Lord of the Toenails is long-standing, if erratically, active member of the CHERUB forums. At present, he goes by the user name 'Chris Hansen' on these forums, and smells strongly of a combination of cheese and garlic.
He first joined the forums just a month after their creation, in September 2004, and rose quickly to become a well known member, initially for being a spammer, but in time as a respected member. After lobbying for the creation of the "Advertising and Philosophy" board, he was promoted to moderator of that board, and shortly thereafter to Global Moderator. In September 2005, he was demoted from his Global Moderator position, following a row with the then Moderator of "Advertising and Philosophy", 00chips. At this point, he deleted his forum account for the first time, disappearing from the forums for around a month. At some point in October 2005, he created a new account, and resumed posting on the forums, gradually becoming more active as time progressed.
In the following year, he regained his status as a respected member, and worked hard at regaining the trust of the CHERUB author and Administrator of the cherub forums, Robert Muchamore. He was returned to his post as Moderator of "Advertising and Philosophy" within a few months, and to Global Moderator within the year.
A short list of some of Toenails' achievements
The first real super spammer in the early days of the forum, but later the foremost crusader against it.
- The first forumer to truly piss off rob with the creation of root vegetables, something that haunts wobbums to this day. He might be a much more generous and active member otherwise.
- Devised the black shirt race
- created Advertising and Philosophy
- Created Toenailia
- Goaded author into waging war with Toenailia
- Got Gunny demoted
- Created and devised Divine root vegetables with the help of TheOne
- Similarly devised the 2006 April fools day trick, fooling many members into thinking they were *being sued, again was helped in it's execution by TheOne.
- Invented the sig quotes
- Introduced the RP to word games
- was banned after unfair treatment of new forum members
- Came back as Jocelin
