Newzealander

From Chiki

The title of this article should be newzealander. The initial letter is capitalized due to technical restrictions.

newzealander (also known as nzer - see Correct Spelling) is an old member who (while originally being an interesting contributor to the forums) deleted himself rather dramatically, under the pretense that "the forums had ceased to entertain him", and all its members were "retarded obssesionists" (see picture) in early 2005.

He has returned again several times, using different username, IP addresses, etc, and has faced bans and deletion several times. One of his latest ventures was to create an article on a different version of wikipedia, the article was a 'adult' spoof of Cherub, which decreased his popularity further amongst the fans. It was deleted after the administrators of said site regarded it as vanity. His continual further returns to the forums are expected to be met with extreme hostility. And any member of the forum that even PMs him is also worth an instant ban - though this rule has never been upheld, as to combat it nzer chooses to PM as many high-level members as possible until he is banned, and they often reply unknowing that he is nzer.

His repetitive favourite insult/catchphrase is to replace what would be a lengthy comeback with simply 'You whore'.

He lives in Auckland, New Zealand. IP addresses from that area have a high-probability of being him.

Contents 1 Correct Spelling 2 History 2.1 Before the first banning 2.2 After the first banning 2.3 Current Day 2.4 The RP 3 Links

Correct Spelling

From July 16th 2006, these are the official spelling variations of newzealander:

newzealander - correct full spelling. If the first word in a sentence, it is spelt NewZealander.

nzer - official abbreviation of newzealander. If the first word in a sentence, it is spelt NZer.

History

Before the first banning

Before he was banned, nzer was considered an good member of the forums. He even obtained a modship, and for a while was the mod of Other Books. He was also the friendly nemesis of Gunny, who shared the common inter-Tasman rivalry. It was at this time his love for sheep and polar bears was made clear, and he was expected to go a long way in the rankings of the board. Unfortunately, NZer's behaviour soon deteriorated, to the extent that he was banned.

After the first banning

After newzealanderv2, there was a long quiet period until near the end of 2005, where he returned as redemption, then gabrielle, both being banned, until finally he adopted the shorter username which has become erroneously regarded as the original name of newzealander - nzer.

Rob allowed him to stay, until he 'teamed' with another member and made over 15 threads on different types of sexual activities and pregnancy on the RAOK board (complete with pictures, including the most infamous, of a disturbing real human placenta). He was banned.

Current Day

NZer currently enjoys the status of being the only member of the CHERUB Forums to have been banned multiple times. The moderators and admins have a licence to ban nzer and delete all of his posts without warning. On the 3rd of July nzer gained immortality by rejoining as the 3000th member, and was promptly banned. Just as he has been on the several other occasions when he has registered.

Last known account was: 23/09/08 23rd September 2008 at 6:18pm. Was banned straight away by king jungulan

The RP

Nzer was the Moderator of RP 10 on Mortifus' RP forum. He had a tyranical rule for over a month, before Armageddon finaly gave up on him (when he deleted two perfectly good posts and caused a member to quit) and PMd COO and Mortifus, resulting in nzer's demotion. Soon after, he was banned for posting porn.

Links

[1] Disturbing picture of forum admin TheOne talking to nzer about unblocking him. It's authenticity is debated.