User:Kaphwan

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Contents 1 Origins 2 The Axe of Righteous Notes and Six String Power Chords and Warmp Warmp Warmp Wairmmppppp *solo* and also kaphwan's studentness 3 Loving others as they would love him. no more, no less. 4 moderaterorership 5 Pointless Internet Awards That Real Life People Don't Care About 6 familytree 7 The Future?

Origins

kaphwan originally joined CHERUB forums in order to personally thank Robert Muchamore. Through writing CHERUB, a chain of events was started that really helped kaphwan's personal life out. However, being a lazy man he hasn't gotten around to doing this, and probably never will. Later on, he actually sorta did while also sending Dark Sun mailing details to Rob. To this day, his Mum is still flabbergasted that something material and existent in real life was affected by kaphwan's use of the internet. She doesn't know about the infamous Cold. It is not known whether Wobbsykins actually read the heartfelt message.

The Axe of Righteous Notes and Six String Power Chords and Warmp Warmp Warmp Wairmmppppp *solo* and also kaphwan's studentness

An uberleet guitarist, kaphwan is fond of sending original recordings to those he loves. When he isn't loving irony or talking about himself in the third person, he likes to annoy people over msn. He is also known to router-block forums during exam week so that he actually studies. But in 2008, he did better than ever by just doing that whole self-control thing. Kaphwan's guitaristness levelled up recently. He glowed all around for a few seconds, got all his health and MP to maximum and got to choose a new skill. The useful Consistent Picking helped with his palm mutes, and now when he strums the guitar doens't go everywhere. His left hand is pleased, and his right enjoys being able to do fast, accurate arpeggio picking.

Loving others as they would love him. no more, no less.

He loves a fair amount of people and loves them so much that he isn't going to try to name all of them here. Because of Love.

moderaterorership

He was made into the moderator of News & Events in November 2007. He is still yet to figure out /why/. Also he has the huge burden of reading the six or so a day new posts in that board ALLL BY HIMSELF as monkeylips, his co-mod, was sadly pwned by his brother. monkeylips was later reinstated, only to be again pwned by betrayal much later. kaphwan's new co-mod is the lovely Amzi.

And now he does Rules, Advice and Suggestions. With . . . Bryce? *checks* yes!

Pointless Internet Awards That Real Life People Don't Care About

kaphwan won Best New Member or something in 2007, but since most new members are retards anyway, putting it here as an accolade is like some guy from Vladivostok bragging about the oh so high record temperature of 33 degrees Celcius. He might have won the Best Avatar That You Made Yourself Award but there is no such award, and rightly so since his is currently just a cropped catleap that NFG took of him.

kaphwan also won Best Poster in 2008. The Members who never post are massively miffed at the marginalisation of not having a Best award for their needs, but everytime they think about decrying the situation, they aren't willing to sacrifice their principles.

familytree

Apparently he's Elven Prince's brother. kaphwan's a bit worried about incest all of a sudden. Further investigations into who else put him in their family tree shall continue after exams are over. Stuart has linked the investigative investigator and apparently he's not on the family tree (he being kaphwan). Since it's just the internet and he enjoys sleeping with people more than having relations with them (he's puntastic tonight!), he doesn't mind.

The Future?

Thanks to free will, we can't say for sure what the future holds. Blame the Fall of Man.