CHERUB Forums Awards
From Chiki
These are the awards run by Spanner about twice a year that recognises the hard work/funny/dumb things that members do. He runs these with the help of all forum members voting and the help of a panel he;ping him decide who to nominate. These awards have been a great event and are make even more noteable by the after party held after the ceremony itself that always ends up in everyone getting drunk and most generally respected members doing things that they will later said never happened.
First Awards
| Category | Nominees | Winners |
|---|---|---|
| Favourite CHERUB Book | Maximum Security, Divine Madness, The Recruit, The Killing, Class A | Divine Madness |
| Funniest User | Switchfoot, Mortifus, Toenails, NZer, Perky, iToast, Kai | Perky |
| Best Admin | Switchfoot, Mortifus, Toenails, NZer, Perky, iToast, Kai | Perky |
| Most Desperate | EGG, Switchfoot (winner), Toenails | Swichfoot |
| Best Moderator | #?%l@?&#! 00chips, CompleteThicko (winner), JPOnS, Toenails, DotDotDot, Wearestardust, Inexplicably Unmatched, Junior | Completethicko |
| Most Evil User | toenails, mortifus (winner), Happychick, #?%l@?&#! (Punctuation Guy) | Mortifus |
| Best Global Moderator | Gunny, TheOne, 00Chips, Andy, DJ | TheOne |
| Cold Turkey | dodger, toenails, switchfoot, EGG, Happychick | Toenails |
| Best User | wearestardust, HappyChic, Shinabu, España, DJ, Perky, TheOne, 00chips, Junior | Happychic |
Second Awards
And a link to the 2nd awards ceremony topic: [1]
Funniest Member
Perky, Toenails, Mortifus, iToast, Kai, Digger.
Winner = Toenails.
Worst Board
Word Games, Sports and Computers and Consoles.
Winner = Sports.
Best Avatar
Mortifus, Johno, TheOne, Absath and Anthrax.
Winner = Mortifus.
Strictest Staff Member
Gunny, Mortifus and Punctuation Guy.
Winner = Mortifus.
Best Slash Couple
Chips/Fred the Pineapple, Chips/Mortifus and AMT/Toenails.
Winner = Chips/Fred (credit to Shinabu and Wearestardust).
Best New Member
Josh04, Judging Rebel, Yahtzee Dude, Brendan, Viv and Johno.
Winner = Josh04.
Best New Moderator
Nash, Commander of One, St Jimmy, Digger, Kai and Aussie Agent.
Winner = Kai.
Most Annoying Member
Noodlehead, Switchfoot, EGG and Johno.
Winner = Johno.
Most Memorable Banned User
newzealander, BNKYA and superdiscofly.
Winner = newzealander.
Best Moderator
[list of candidates unavailable at present, will add in upon finding out details. There were seven candidates.]
Winner = wearestardust.
Best Global Moderator
Junior, 00Chips, Dotdotdot, Saxsux, Andy and CompleteThicko.
Winner = CompleteThicko.
Best Administrator
Happychick, Gunny, TheOne and Robert Muchamore.
Winner = Happychick.
Best Board
All Other Random Messages, Advertising and Philosophy, and Your Writing.
Winner = All Other Random Messages.
Best Story in Your Writing
Home by Robert Muchamore, Little Criminals by Robert Muchamore, Atomic Mage by LOTT and Labyrinth by España.
Winner = Home by Robert Muchamore.
Best Username
Wearestardust, Digger and Lord of the Toenails.
Winner = Lord of the Toenails.
Best Non-Staff Member
Pookie, Shinabu, X & Y and España.
Winner = España.
Best Custom Title
Dotdotdot, Toenails and 00Chips.
Winner = 00Chips.
Best Insult
"You Dildo" (Robert Muchamore to Toenails) and "I'll rape your face" (Toenails to [needs investigating]).
Winner = "You dildo!" by Robert Muchamore.
Best Signature
“You are a sheep with no opinions or values of yours own- put this is in your sig if you don't understand irony.” – Toenails.
&
“I'm a cheese eating surrender monkey and the last contribution I made to the world was on horseback” – Punctuation Guy (Quoted Mortifus).
Winner = Toenails.
Most Helpful Member
Digger, ETX, Happychick, Kai and Naffly.
Winner = Kai.
Most Evil Member
Mortifus, Gunny and Toenails.
Winner = Toenails.
Funniest Moment
Rob calling Toenails a dildo (Topic Creator: Robert Muchamore) Your Forum and Why It Sucks (Topic Creator: Josh04) Does Rob Post Here? (Topic Creator: Tybalt) Mortifus Panty Fight (Topic Creator: CompleteThicko/Spanner) Dotdotdot/Toes drunk conversation (Topic Creator: Dotdotdot)
Winner = Rob calling Toenails a dildo.
Best Topic
[list of candidates unavailable at present, will add in upon finding out details. There were 3 candidates.]
Winner = The Family Tree by Kai.
The Biggest SuckUp
Johno, The Doctor, Viv, Bobunk and RHR.
Winner = Johno.
Best Male User
TheOne, Chips, Perky and Junior.
Winner = 00Chips.
Best Female User
Dotdotdot, Naffly, Digger and Happychick.
Winner = Happychick.
The Best Overall User Award
TheOne, 00Chips, Happychick and Digger.
Winner = Happychick.
The Lifetime Achievement Award
Achievers =
Andy
Saxsux
#?%l@?&#!
Inexplicably Unmatched
TheOne
Third Awards
And a link to the 3rd awards ceremony topic: [2]
Best board
AORM , Other Books, Advertising & Philosophy , TV & Movies, Sports
Winner=AORM
Worst Board Word Games Sports ,Rules, Advice & Suggestions , Computers & Consoles, Designers Gallery, CHERUB Books & Characters, Your Writing Winner=Word Games
Best Member Digger , Happychick, Razza ,Commander Of One, Johno, Robert Muchamore, Grego, Kai , BJ, wearestardust, Toenails, Miggit
Winner=HappyChick
Best Male Member Commander Of One , BJ, Perky , King Jungulan, Dr Evil, Grego, Spanner , EGG, Nightrain, X & Y, Toenails , Mortifus, Smelly Man, Anthrax, 00Chips
Winner=Perky
Best Female Member Beastie Christmas,Pookie,Completethicko,Viv,Razza,Kai,Happychick,Shinabu
Winner=Kai
Best Moment on CHERUB in 2006 April Fools Day Hoax, iToast Saga , Slash Fest, Canada1824 gets Man vs. Beast early, Hazelwoof’s transvestitism moment, Plunger Rangers , Atomic Fridge Meet Up, Perky gets promoted, Mortifus Returns, Global Mod Voting, Putney Event/DRV
Winner=PLUNGER RANGERS, AND THE ITOAST SAGA
Best Female Moderator Completethicko , Digger , Viv, Kai , Pookie , Happychick , Razza , wearestardust
Winner=Kai
Best Male Moderator Miggit , Commander Of One , Anthrax, King Jungulan , Perky, Robert Muchamore, X & Y, EGG, St Jimmy , Toenails, Andy, AussieAgent, Jamie
Winner=KingJ
Best Moderator Completethicko, Kai , wearestardust , Digger , Perky, AussieAgent, Happychick , King Jungulan, TheOne , Andy, Razza
Winner=HappyChick
Best New Moderator X&Y , EGG , Viv , Josh04 , Crimson , Sproggles, Canada1824
Winner=Crimson
Cold Turkey EGG , Johno , Toenails, Commander Of One, Spanner, X & Y, dotdotdot, Monkeylips, AussieAgent
Winner=Johno
Best Forum Achievement Banning NZer, Happychick & Digger hit 10,000 , Johno becomes moderator, Smelly Man’s arrival, 4000 members , Robert Muchamore’s a TV star!, 66 members online at once , Johno voted as unanimously hated, Kai gets Global Mod!, Happychick reaches 15,000
Winner=Happychick & Digger hit 10,000
Best Signature Toenails , Beastie Christmas, St Jimmy , Robert Muchamore, Bobina the Newt, EGG, Perky, Commander Of One, Josh04, Canada1824, Mortifus
Winner=Toenails
Best Avatar Spanner, Saxsux, Crimson , Toenails , wearestardust, EGG, Kai, TheOne, Smelly Man , Toby teh Tank Engine, Happychick (old one), Canada1824
Winner=Crimson Toes Shmelly
Best Custom Title X & Y , TheOne, Kai, Happychick, Perky , Toby teh Tank Engine, Saxsux, dotdotdot , Hazelwoof, Digger
Winner=X & Y
Best Quote Robert Muchamore calling Toenails a dildo , Happychick’s signature, Robert Muchamore posts “Your mum!” , Spanner “votes” quote, jon u c**t
Winner=Muchamore calling Toenails a dildo
Best Thread WDWALL , Plunger Rangers , Micronations [combined], How Do You Sleep?, CHERUB Forum Awards Discussion Topic, Word Association, Torchwood [combined], Forum Family Tree , Advent Calender Hunt
Winner:WDWALL
Funniest Member Toenails , Perky , Johno, Grego, Mortifus , King Jungulan, Nightrain, Smelly Man
Winner=Toes
Best Female Non Moderator Kaila , Frogsy , Harmonia , Beastie Christmas, Eve , hesignedmyarm
Winner=Kaila
Best Male Non Moderator Spanner , Shooty Dog Thing, Grego, Monkeylips , Toby teh Tank Engine, Mortifus, iToast, christoph, Hazelwoof, Jon
Winner=Spanner
Person most likely to become sane in the future
Winners= Robert Muchamore, Spanner, Mortifus, Toenails, Yu~Ki, BJ, Happychick, Vince Caine, Johno, Commander Of One, Razza, Josh04, Kai
